“… boots with the fur (with the fur)”
iron man 3 - tony removes his arc reactor
cap 3 - steve leaves his shield behind
thor 3 - thor loses his hammer
Black Panther 3: T’Challa realizes he’s more of a dog person
why is every author a #1 bestselling author
why is every toothpaste the #1 recommended toothpaste
why do my parents hate me
i love how legolas is canonically absurdly ready to throw hands for his friends
boromir: and what would a mere ranger know of this?
legolas despite literally being in a council about the fate of the world with the most important people alive:
eomer: i would cut off your head, dwarf, if it stood but a little higher off the ground
legolas, despite the fact they’re surrounded on all sides by men with big spears:
so if you can’t afford health insurance in america, you just die?
hahah yes
we americans think this is normal but once someone from literally anywhere else points this out we’re like. ah. damn
“I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.”
John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)
my spongebob favorite quotes video is making its rounds again so i made another, there are still so many more it would probably be like an hour long
Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying
She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”
I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”
AFRAID OF WHAT??
